IT'S THE FUCKING NEWS
25TH OF FUCKING May 2013
BBC FUCKING NEWS
Holy shit, MI5 'approached Woolwich suspect'!!
Tiger attack wildlife worker dies, 'da fuck..?
French army begins Mali withdrawal, no fucking way.
Pakistan bus fire kills 16 children, 'da fuck..?
Balls, Warnings over flagship projects!!
FUCKING SKY NEWS
What the fuck?!! Woolwich Terror Suspect Friend Arrested dgbjksdbfsdgkknfds!??!
Shit son, Female Zoo Worker Killed In Tiger Attack... FUCK.
Shit son, Pakistan: Gas Blast On School Bus Kills 17... FUCK.
Fuck me sideways, Two Arrested After 'Gun Threat' At Hospital... FUCK.
YouTube Users Turning Clicks Into Cash, fuck that.
SHIT, THIS NEWS IS FROM MOST PLACES
What the fuck?!! Woolwich Terror Suspect Friend Arrested - Sky News... FUCK.
Fuck man, Zoo worker mauled by tiger in Cumbria dies - The Independent dgbjksdbfsdgkknfds!??!
Balls, Two questioned after UK plane alert - BBC News... FUCK.
Pakistan school bus fire kills 16 children - BBC News, no fucking way.
Centuries-old Coventry tapestry features a swipe at Richard III - Coventry Telegraph, 'da fuck..?